Global Warming is Bullshit

Earth , a small planet where the dominant life form called humans are so puffed up with their own importance in the universe that they think they can destroy their planet with Nuclear bombs and global warming. And they want to spread this nonsense to other planets. Yeah.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Beach Remeadiation Blues

(sung to the tune of any of your favorite 100 Blues songs)

(verse)
Well my beach needs a fixin
And my walkovers gone
I can't get to my beach
And the gas lines gettin long

(verse)
The County said yes
Then the DEP said no
My sand don't match
And now it's got to go....

(Chorus)
Y'all know I'm Blue Blue Blue
When I ought to be Emerald Green
Well I may have to Sue
Yeah, I got them Beach Remeadiation Blues

Shawn O'neal 2005 copyright

posted by Shawn O'Neal @ 6:10 AM