Global Warming is Bullshit

Earth , a small planet where the dominant life form called humans are so puffed up with their own importance in the universe that they think they can destroy their planet with Nuclear bombs and global warming. And they want to spread this nonsense to other planets. Yeah.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Political Spot

Nuke the enemy.

Who are the enemies of the people ?

The most convenient and obvious enemies at the present time are the Islamic Jihad movement represented by Iran and that Commie nut case in North Korea.

So, Iran and North Korea. Some big nukable cities there Like Tehran and Ponyang.

We can get the word out to our supporters and friends in Tehran to take a short vacation can't we?

If we Nuke them while we are still the Big Dog of the world we can scare the hell out of every
one on the planet for another 100 years. And mabye cut the heads off a few big snakes in the process. Some pundit was recently saying that we have way to many people on this planet anyway... the question is which people are in that to many people group?

( I know , nobody wants that kind of wholesale slaughter in their lifetime. The question is when are they (terriorists) going to try and blackmail the US with their nukes?)

This is why the US Government needs to spread out around the country.
Let's ask all 34,000 lobbyists to stay in DC though.

Let those illegal mexicans become Legal after 4 years in the US army. We are going to need more soldiers and taxpayers. Hell, I'll take any South American who wants to carry a gun.

Besides they are largely Christian and share similar values to the majority of Americans.

We can buy Pineapple Head down in Venezuela a little island for his exile or kill him too.
We need more oil and if we offer everyone in Venezuela American citizenship I think the
majority would take it. Venezuela, the 51st State !
Hey, Alaska isn't exactly around the corner either.


In summary, we can get meaner than they are and wipe them out or hope that our enemies will decide to get more friendly toward us.
Look at history. WAR WAR WAR. Survival of the tecno superiors....
You might have a greater chance of being struck by lightning than you do of avoiding being in a war during your lifetime.

So America, Let's get busy.