global warming is bullshit 7.6

What do you think is most likely to happen first ? (not ranked by importance)

1. You will die of natural causes before *global warming kills the earth
2. Global warming will kill you
3. you will be taxed out of existence by ever bigger government lust for money
4. A disease or some wacko nut will kill you
5. Aliens will take over and solve the problem but create new problems that kill u
6. A huge meteor will kill the earth
7. A nuclear attack or terrorism will kill you
8. I don't care I just hope it ain't today bro

* based on worst case projections of global warming views